PC Game Review :: 3d Striptease Demo

PC Game Review :: 3d Striptease Demo
Posted :: Jun 10, 2004 by Impact

Screenshots:

100 'money' for shooting the floating yellow bubbles. I say 'money' because what type (dollars, pennies, nickles) is never addressed. It is just 'money'.

50 'money' for shooting the floating red hearts.

An evil martini glass is about to steal some of my money... Oh no. In the bottom left you can see the two meters. Green indicates money, if this drops to 0, you lose. The red is the timer. Keep your money above 0 until the timer runs out to get the dancer to strip.

Just another shot of the game. Exactly, 3 pictures and you've seen the whole thing.

Another pic, to be more complete.

Conclusion:
I honestly can't fathom why anyone would want to buy this game. If you had a basic understanding that typing 'computer generated porn' will probably produce better results in google, you wouldn't waste your time. I'm pretty sure I made a better game back in junior year of high school, and I never finished mine.

Rating on a scale of 1 (absolutely awful) to 10 (jaw-dropping)

Gameplay: 1/10
- It's a crappy version of a FPS, mixed with a crappy porn site.

Graphics 1/10
- They didn't even bother to skin one of the two human models in the game.

Sound 3/10
- I sort of enjoyed the song playing the background, I have to admit it.

Replay Value 1/10
- I never want to have to play this game again, unless to find out the name of that song...

Overall 1.5/10
- Please don't waste your time.

Links:
You can find the demo for download at http://www.fileplanet.com.

All pictures are the property of their respective owners, in this case: 3d Striptease Team.