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naniipo

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:35 pm Post subject:

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Dear Naniipo,

My friend is addicted to porn. He's engaged to a pink muppet and he asked me for help in dealing with his addiction. How can I help him get off the porn before he says his vows?

Scotty

Dear Scotty,

When in a loving relationship and both sides agree, porn can be introduced as an interesting way to keep things spicy. If one of the couple is viewing an excess amount of porn and it is affecting his intimacy with his partner there are ways to cut back. First off is aversion therapy. Show your friend as much porn as he can stand, hours and hours worth. Do not allow him to do anything other than watch the porn. Eventually he will get sick of watching it. Also, you could try causing him pain everytime he looks a porn, for example, an electric shock or a pinch. He will then associate porn with pain and therefore will stop watching it. Another thing he could try is therapy. It will help him work out any intimacy problems he may have.

~Naniipo

naniipo

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:58 pm Post subject:

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Dear Naniipo,

seeing as there is evidence that human life began in africa, would that make us all part african, or are archeologists just throwing out facts to the public?

Dear Kompakt,

Life did most likely begin in Africa. There were two exoduses from Africa. The first moved into Europe (the Neandertals), the Middle East, and the Far East. Later there was another exodus that moved into the Middle East region. There is a great debate among anthropologists about which of these groups is the ancestor to present day humans (homo erectus sapiens sapiens). So, to answer your question, yes, technically we are all Africans, meaning we originate from the continent of Africa; however, the title of "African" has more to do with your country of origin, or where you feel "tied" to. Therefore, according to present day classifications, it wouldn't be correct to refer to yourself as an African, as you most likely feel a kinship with other Americans and were born in America. If you feel a bond with Africa and were born in America you could be labeled as African American. Beware though, all classifications, such as race, are subjective and you could be labeled differently depending on who's doing the classifying.

~Naniipo

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naniipo

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:30 pm Post subject:

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Dear Naniipo,

ive heard rumors that the traditional image of Jesus is false, since he was from Jerusalem, he should be more Arabic not White, what are your thoughts on this?

Dear Kaizer Souza,

I believe the traditional image of Jesus as a caucasian with light brown hair is incorrect. It doesn't make sense that his skin color would be so light. Skin color is based on Vitamin D. Vitamin D is derived from sunlight, so the more sun you recieve the higher amount of Vitamin D in your body. Towards the poles of the earth light skin tends to predominate, since there is less sun. By having less pigmentation these people are better able to absorb Vitamin D from the scarce sunlight. On the other hand, people who live near the equator tend to have darker skin, or more pigmentation. It protects them from excessive amounts of Vitamin D from the harsh sunlight. So, based on what we have just learned, it is probable that Jesus had darker skin, or as you say look more "Arabic." The image of Jesus as we now know it has evolved from hundreds of years of prejudices and stereotypes: the "we don't want him to look like them; we hate them, so we change our image of him" mentality.

~Naniipo

naniipo

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:34 pm Post subject:

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Dear Naniipo;

Im going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediatly.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Cookies?!?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies?

Signed

Gov. A. Schwarzenegger

P.S.
Well I've got news for you! You are mine now, you belong to me!
Your clothes, give them to me. NOW!

Dear Gov. A. Schwarzenegger,

Should i even deign to answer that?

~Naniipo

Keyser Soza

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:07 pm Post subject:

same christians all have their own images of Jesus like God ty for your opinion

naniipo

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:42 pm Post subject:

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Dear Naniipo,

I believe that true love lasts forever, how does one know that they are truely in love?

Scotty

Dear Scotty,

When you wake up next to your significant other and know that you want to spend every day for the rest of your life waking up next to them, even when they're old and gray and wrinkley and smelly (trust the nursing student...it happens) then you are truly in love.

~Naniipo

kompakt

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:43 pm Post subject:

aye, many thanks, naniipo i now have a better perspective on the world.

naniipo

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:49 pm Post subject:

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Dear Naniipo,

If we want the rain rain to go away....why do we invite it back another day?

Scotty

Dear Scotty,

I believe we only want the rain to go away when it is going to ruin our plans or add to an already depressing mood. I quite enjoy watching and playing in a good rain shower if I'm with close friends and family. We invite it back another day because we know that rain is an essential part of our world. It provides nourishment to plants so they can grow and we can eat them. If we never asked it back, then we'd be wishing our demise.

~Naniipo

naniipo

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:52 pm Post subject:

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Dear Naniipo,

Why did the dog barf in my shoe last night?

Scotty

Dear Scotty,

My guess is that the dog wasn't feeling too well and your shoe was the most convenient place to have an emesis. Either that or he has a score to settle with you.

~Naniipo

HamDemon

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:55 pm Post subject:

Dear Naniipo, How did you get suckered into answering all of these goofy questions? Signed Ham

naniipo

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Location: Michigan

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:55 pm Post subject:

well i've completely caught up with all the questions posted. feel free to leave me more. i love doing this... although some of the questions made me have to remember last semester's anthropology course

HamDemon

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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:55 pm Post subject:

Beat your posts by a few seconds

naniipo

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Location: Michigan

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:56 pm Post subject:

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Dear Naniipo,

How did you get suckered into answering all of these goofy questions?

Signed

Ham

Dear Ham,

I believe you'll find the answer on another thread: "does Gatorade really hydrate you better?"

~Naniipo

naniipo

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Location: Michigan

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:57 pm Post subject:

i saw

calicogurl

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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:06 am Post subject:

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First off is aversion therapy. Show your friend as much porn as he can stand, hours and hours worth. Do not allow him to do anything other than watch the porn. Eventually he will get sick of watching it. Also, you could try causing him pain everytime he looks a porn, for example, an electric shock or a pinch. He will then associate porn with pain and therefore will stop watching it.

Awesome....shock therapy for my purple muppet!! This could be FUN!!

calicoguy

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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:31 am Post subject:

calicogurl wrote:

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Awesome....shock therapy for my purple muppet!! This could be FUN!!

I changed my mind...get rid of ask naniipo!!!

Impact

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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:54 am Post subject:

lol :: shocks the muppet :: that'll teach him to say things like that =P

calicogurl

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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:23 am Post subject:

LMAO!!!

BS_Scotty

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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:31 am Post subject:

Dear Naniipo, If the purple muppet can't beat this porn issue, do you think I will have a shot at the pink muppet? Scott

calicoguy

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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:36 am Post subject:

BS_Scotty wrote:

Dear Naniipo,

If the purple muppet can't beat this porn issue, do you think I will have a shot at the pink muppet?

Scott

Who's dumb idea was this Ask Naniipo anyways???

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