Ask Naniipo

Posts: 3258 · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:32 pm Post subject: Ask Naniipo

This thread is for questions for Naniipo. You can ask her pretty much anything you want. If she doesn't know the answer, i'm sure shell make something up that we can all have a good laugh about =P

Calicoguy gets the first question...

Addition to the rules: Naniipo isn't allowed to use google! (or any search engine for that matter) She is going to answer all of the questions from her personal knowledge. This makes for some more interesting questions =P

Posts: 732 · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:44 pm Post subject:

Dear Naniipo,

Where do porn producers find all of their talent?

~Signed~

An out of work muppet.

Posts: 435

Dear Out of Work Muppet,

I would guess the easiest way to become a porn star is to post erotic pics or movies of yourself online. Once you have a cult following online you will be in demand for feature length films. The producers will notice all the attention you are getting and will want to sign you. Also, you might want to try answering ads in the newspaper and other adult magazines looking for people to cast in low budget porn films. Another thing you could do is go to hollywood. It seems like actors and actresses who can't make it mainstream are always able to find jobs in the porn industry. I suggest you be willing to experiment sexually. The more things you are willing to do, the better chance you'll have of getting cast. For girls it might help if you have large breasts, a tiny tummy, and are bare down there. Guys would be a step ahead if they are "well endowed" and in good shape.
A word of caution, lately the porn industry has been hit with an HIV epidemic. This may work to your advantage as they will be looking for new blood.

Best of luck to you,
Naniipo

Posts: 3258 · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:04 pm Post subject:

I enjoy this already...

Posts: 732 · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:10 pm Post subject:

Dear Naniipo,

How do I go about becoming a Morman?

~Signed~
I muppet shunned for my interest in porn.

Posts: 197 · Honey-Glazed Terror Joined: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 197

Dear Naniipo,

How many fingers am I holding up?

Signed

Fingerless in Fresno

Posts: 435 · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:18 pm Post subject:

Posts: 435 · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:23 pm Post subject:

Posts: 197 · Honey-Glazed Terror Joined: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 197

I'm also not in Fresno, so it would seem that I am a liar. Sad

Dear Naniipo,

What is the purpose of existance?

Signed

Anonymous

Posts: 435 · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:00 pm Post subject:

Posts: 108 · Sub-Modder Joined: 10 Jul 2004 Posts: 108

Dear Naniipo,

My friend is addicted to porn. He's engaged to a pink muppet and he asked me for help in dealing with his addiction. How can I help him get off the porn before he says his vows?

Scotty

Posts: 1475 · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:28 pm Post subject:

Dear Naniipo,

seeing as there is evidence that human life began in africa, would that make us all part african, or are archeologists just throwing out facts to the public?

Posts: 1736 · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:08 pm Post subject:

Dear Naniipo,

ive heard rumors that the traditional image of Jesus is false, since he was from Jerusalem, he should be more Arabic not White, what are your thoughts on this?

Posts: 3258 · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:57 pm Post subject:

-- Not a Question --
I'd just like to say, for the first night, this is doing quite well.
Keep up the good questions guys =P

Posts: 336 · Modder Joined: 16 May 2004 Posts: 336

Dear Naniipo;

Im going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediatly.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Cookies?!?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies?

Signed

Gov. A. Schwarzenegger

P.S.
Well I've got news for you! You are mine now, you belong to me!
Your clothes, give them to me. NOW!

Posts: 108 · Sub-Modder Joined: 10 Jul 2004 Posts: 108

Dear Naniipo,

I believe that true love lasts forever, how does one know that they are truely in love?

Scotty

Posts: 108 · Sub-Modder Joined: 10 Jul 2004 Posts: 108

Dear Naniipo,

If we want the rain rain to go away....why do we invite it back another day?

Scotty

Posts: 108 · Sub-Modder Joined: 10 Jul 2004 Posts: 108

Dear Naniipo,

Why did the dog barf in my shoe last night?

Scotty

Posts: 575 · Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 9:46 am Post subject:

Posts: 1736 · Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:54 am Post subject:

scottys got a lot of questions for naniipo